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Thursday, April 12, 2007

*What Nancy Needs*

This is too funny... I saw it over on Jennifer's blog and had to try it. Try it for yourself.... simply go to Google and type "Your Name Needs".... in my case I typed Nancy needs

These are some of the ones I enjoyed most...
Nancy needs....
*some vino! (mmmmmm)
*help choosing a snake to breed (I don't think so)
*prayer (I'll take all the help I can get... pray for me!)
*to figure out a way to avoid paying her bills with cash (don't we all??)
*to wake up (hunh???)
*the exact same hardware in both machines for the servers to work together (isn't that Bruce's job??)
*a new back up career (rock star!!!)
*saving by George Clooney (sign me up!)
*to carry her pills and bus pass for the trip (I'm going on a trip???)
*a peanut butter sandwich, a box of crayons and some paper to be happy (aren't I easy to please?)
*needs to start eating more (I don't think that's the problem)

There were so many hits..... these were just a few of my favourites!

5 comments:

  1. What a hoot! I tried my name and got some real doozies to post on my blog tomorrow!

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  2. I did this and the first thing it said was Jan needs a man!!! OMG!

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  3. I did this and...
    Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. Don't look at me. Google said it. (Whew, already have this one!)
    Kelly needs to prepare and think about a hundred different things. ... (Is that me or what?)
    Kelly needs a little guidance (Moi?)
    Kelly needs a quivering antenna (umm... excuse me? I don't think I'm into that!!!! LOL)
    Kelly needs to get off the snow or blow or crack or meth, dry out and try ... (Okay... snow I definitely agree - I'm sick of snow! But the rest- no thanks!!! lol)
    Cute idea Nancy.

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  4. Oh my goodness, I've done this before, but I did it again. Too funny. Most of mine weren't too positive, but were worth a laugh. Hope you don't mind me posting them here:

    Natasha needs a committed family that will help her with here schoolwork, peer socialization, and give encouragement and praise for her successes.

    Natasha needs to be the oldest child.

    Natasha needs to be neutered if she can't keep her legs from wrapping around every man she sees.

    Natasha needs to stop pursing her lips in pictures.

    Natasha needs to go.

    Natasha needs to live in San Francisco, mostly so we can hang out.

    Natasha needs help, and I find this as distasteful as a newspaper exposing someones mental illness in the guise of a salacious story just to sell papers

    Natasha needs to visit France and experience the lawlessness and hundreds of no go areas before she writes another word.

    Natasha needs to get her freaking hands off her face.

    Natasha needs her full set of shots, and may need to be spayed yet.

    Like I said, not too postive, but definitely funny.

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  5. this is hilarious!!! thanks for sharing.. know what will be on my blog today!

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